HOW TO BECOME A TOTAL FAILURE

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Entries from April 2009

It’s All For the Poor, the Women, and the Children

April 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Yellowstone National Park has been an environmental proving ground. Park rangers told us that the forestry pendulum initially swung wide toward micro-management of public lands and animals. Wolves were considered to be a menace and bounties were offered to eliminate them. Without the wolves the elk herds flourished. The elks ate all edible vegetation in sight until […]

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Tags: It's always someone else's fault · It's All About The Money · Always look out for #1 · Be a jerk! · Truth is in the mind of the beholder

Turning Failure Rules Inside-Out

April 22nd, 2009 · No Comments

I spent the weekend in Scottsdale, AZ attending a restaurateur’s convention. That’s an odd place for a printing professional to go, isn’t it? What does printing ink have to do with sauce? Or presses with ovens? So why was I there? I went at the invitation of Kevin Hall whom I’ve written about before (see link). Kevin […]

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Tags: The customer is someone you have to put up with · Do the least that's necessary for success · Promise things you have no intention of doing · Always look out for #1 · Don't share what you know

The Book is Being Reviewed by John Wilkes of Examiner.com

April 18th, 2009 · No Comments

John Wilkes, literary writer for Examiner.com here in Salt Lake City, UT is currently reviewing our book, How To Become A Total Failure: The Ten Rules of Highly Unsuccessful People. When the review is out, we’ll put a link here, but John also posted a message about the book on his personal blog at the Mister […]

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Tags: General

Prudential’s John Strangfeld Should be Ashamed!

April 12th, 2009 · No Comments

My little blog last time about Prudential Financial showed up in Google’s top four. That’s good news and that’s bad. The good news is that the corporate executive cancer of greed gets a better chance of being exposed, but the bad news is that not enough people are writing about it. If my teeny-tiny voice […]

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Tags: Do the least that's necessary for success · It's All About The Money · Be a jerk! · Truth is in the mind of the beholder · Uncategorized

Prudential Hasn’t Learned a Doggone Thing

April 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Wells Fargo announced a profit and Wall Street showed signs of life. It didn’t matter that the $3 Billion profit was much less than the $25 Billion they received from the public. By my reckoning that still puts them $22 Billion in the hole, even if they gave the entire $3 Billion back to the […]

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Tags: It's always someone else's fault · Promise things you have no intention of doing · It's All About The Money · Resist learning anything new · Truth is in the mind of the beholder

Kevin Hall and The Power of Words

April 7th, 2009 · No Comments

I’ve been writing a lot about the negative side of the success equation, and that is because Bill’s and Phil’s book is focused on the things people do to guarantee failure.When we eliminate these failure actions we can soar. It’s like a seabird trying to cross the ocean with an anchor tied to its leg. […]

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Tags: A1 - Buy Book Here · Do the least that's necessary for success · It's always someone else's fault · Resist learning anything new

Zero Risk + Zero Responsibility = Total Meltdown

April 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

This isn’t news to anyone that the latest changes in the bankruptcy laws have made it tougher to declare bankruptcy and get protection under the law. Who benefits from these changes? The banks and other financial organizations. I maintain that this is just another way for the banks to duck responsibility for their actions, and […]

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Tags: Uncategorized

Honda’s New Ad Campaign - Failure: The Secret to Success

April 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

I have noticed Honda has been doing an online ad campaign called “Failure: The Secret to Success.” Click on the links below to watch the videos and see how these people have turned failure to success.
 
http://dreams.honda.com/#/feature_fa
http://dreams.honda.com/#/video_fa
 

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Tags: Rules for Success

Failing on American Idol

April 1st, 2009 · No Comments

It’s season 8 on American Idol and this is the first year I’ve really watched it. I think there are 6 contestants who could all win the final prize and I was wondering how in the world we can choose between say, Adam Lambert and Danny Gokey or Lil Rounds and Allison Iraheta. They’re all […]

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Tags: Resist learning anything new · Truth is in the mind of the beholder