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Driving the Whole Pickin’ Economy into the Ditch

May 29th, 2009 · No Comments

My full-time occupation is print broker. I serve my customers printing needs by shopping the best values, arranging for and assisting the proofing process, attending press checks, following up on deliveries, and if needed, interfacing with the mailing house. When I’m busy I barely have time to breathe. Lately I haven’t been so busy–in fact […]

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Turning Failure Rules Inside-Out

April 22nd, 2009 · No Comments

I spent the weekend in Scottsdale, AZ attending a restaurateur’s convention. That’s an odd place for a printing professional to go, isn’t it? What does printing ink have to do with sauce? Or presses with ovens? So why was I there? I went at the invitation of Kevin Hall whom I’ve written about before (see link). Kevin […]

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It’s Our Country and We Want it Back!

March 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment

You’ve got to give him credit. President Obama isn’t just sitting behind his desk in the oval office luxuriating in his win. He’s out spreading his message. I heard his interview on Face the Nation yesterday (March 29, 2009). Bob Schieffer quoted Thomas Jefferson who said, “the presidency is a splendid misery.” Furthermore Schieffer said, […]

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Shame on GM, the Government, and Big Oil

March 12th, 2009 · No Comments

What would you think of a company who created a legal, and very needed product, this  product had customers queued up to buy, and were willing to pay top dollar for it, but instead of selling, the company removed it from the market and destroyed it in such a way that no one could ever […]

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The Customer is Someone to Rip Off

March 5th, 2009 · No Comments

Rule #10 says that the customer is someone you have to put up with. After watching this video (click on the link below to watch), I’m thinking we should name the rule, “The Customer is Someone to Rip Off.”
The only reason I can think of to run a company to rip people off is that […]

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Is the Customer Always Right?

March 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

How do you view putting up with customers? Are they a necessary evil? Honestly I think that is what most people believe. I’ve heard people say, “my business would be a joy if it wasn’t for the customers.” That’s insane. Think about it. Your business wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for the customers. Do you […]

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Stabbing Yourself in the Back

February 17th, 2009 · No Comments

The book, How To Become A Total Failure is a scared straight approach to changing bad habits and negative thinking. We’ve been showing you examples of how these rules of failure work. Have you heard the term “fear of success”? The fear must be real or otherwise why would we set ourselves up to fail?
Many […]

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Failing in Customer Relationships

April 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

The one thing I hate about insurance providers is when you actually do need to take advantages of their services — after years of paying them for protection — many of them don’t deliver what they promised.
My husband, father and I have been a long-time customer of our house insurance provider and paid our insurance […]

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Customer Service and Rebate Checks

March 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I ran across an interesting customer service story related to rebate checks today. This customer service story was published in the New York Times on March 19. The story reminded me of rule #10: The Customer is someone you have to put up with. Here’s a short excerpt:
“I was immersing 12 empty bottles of Dancing […]

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Disgruntled Workforce

March 20th, 2008 · No Comments

I just found a blog post at www.disgruntledworkforce.com/blog about the customer is NOT always right. This is true, but I still disagree with the point the blogger makes. (But that’s why I like this site. I like it so much I’ve put it on our blogroll) I realize that the customer is not always right. I’ve […]

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